Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-22

Confirmed! The Mini Cooper is not waterproof. In fact, a 2003 Mini Cooper will fail miserably against 2-3ft of floodwater. #NotASubmarine #
I am watching cars turn around when they come to my intersection because … #
To the left. http://t.co/f8Qy0VUt #
Sorry that was right this is left, but you get the idea. http://t.co/515F0X8n #
Yes that's our mail-person :) #
@loweryc Yup. Just tried to start my car. Dead battery. We are an island now. in reply to loweryc #
Talked to a neighbor while checking the Mini (Dead battery). The police brought her home. #IslandLife #
You've acquired an Anti-Rottweiler-Stick! Do you: (a) Jump into your derelict car? (b) Face off against two escaped and hyper Rottweilers? #
@loweryc Street flood around my house about once a year, but this is the worst I've seen in five years here. in reply to loweryc #